When Ms. Mooney's not around...

Luup: That's why I went to the hospital, I have anger issues!
Rosa: YOU WENT TO THE HOUSE OF BLUES WITHOUT ME?? YOU BASTARD!!!
Me: Rosa, she said hospital
Rosa: oh ((laughs til she cries))


Random Army Dude: Where's SGT Davis?
Me: He died in combat!
Rosa: Hes retired, how can he die in combat?
Me: SGT Davis isn't retarded!


((Rosa coughs like crazy after Luup sprays perfume))
Lupe: Rosa, chill you ok???
Rosa:....you sprayed it in my mouth!!!!
((Luup sprays it on me 3 times))
Me: LUUP STOP SPRAYING THAT!

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